Professor Chicken Licken

Professor Chicken Licken (18th September 1958 - 24th August 2019) was a chicken who served as World Leader on several occasions from 2017 to 2018. He also served as King of the Chickens from 2014 to 2017 and again in 2019.

Professor Chicken Licken was born on the 18th September 1958 in The Chicken Palace to Lord Chicken Licken and Lady Susan Chicken in the reign of his great-grandfather Duke Cecil. At the time of his birth, he was the 3rd in line to the chicken throne, after his grandfather, Duke Robert and his father, Lord Chicken Licken. As he was growing up, Professor Chicken Licken (or Earl Chicken Licken as he was known at the time) always knew he would at some point be King of the Chickens. Professor Chicken Licken was taught royal duties by his father and grandfather as well as other subjects that a chicken of his status was expected to know. Professor Chicken Licken also had private tutoring as was the custom for aristocratic chickens. From an early age, Professor Chicken Licken was in the public eye and often made appearances alongside the rest of the Chicken Royal Family. He was always very popular amongst the public, as was the monarchy in general. The Chicken Kingdom was an absolute monarchy, therefore Professor Chicken Licken was expected to learn leadership skills.

On the 31st December 1970, when Professor Chicken Licken was 12, his great-grandfather, Duke Cecil, abdicated the throne and was succeeded by his son, Duke Robert. This caused Professor Chicken Licken’s father, Lord Chicken Licken to become Crown Prince, as well as deputy leader and for Professor Chicken Licken himself to become 2nd in line to the throne.

In 1974, Professor Chicken Licken was enrolled at the prestigious Bird University where he was taught history, geography, geology, ecology, Latin, Greek, literature, mathematics, science and philosophy. He showed an aptitude for learning, therefore he continued studying after he achieved his bachelor’s degree in 1977. By 1980, he had achieved his master’s degree and he achieved his doctorate in 1985, when he became a doctor of Chicken military history. He became a professor on the 26th October 1987, aged just 29, when he was named Professor of Chicken military history at the Owl University.

On the 31st December 1988, Professor Chicken Licken’s grandfather Duke Robert abdicated the throne, after reigning for 18 years. Duke Robert was succeeded by his son, Lord Chicken Licken, who ascended to the throne in 1988 and was crowned the following year. Due to his father‘s ascension to the throne, Professor Chicken Licken became Crown Prince, Deputy Leader and first in line to the throne. When he first became Deputy Leader in 1988, the most significant enemy of the Chicken Kingdom was Ver Da Ha, a fellow chicken and incumbent Emperor of the Chicken Empire, a rival chicken nation that had been enemies with the Chicken Kingdom for time immemorial. In 1991, Ver Da Ha abdicated and was replaced by his son, Von Da Ha. In 1999, a ship in the Royal Chicken Kingdom Navy was named HMS Chicken Licken after Lord Chicken Licken and Professor Chicken Licken. From 2004 to 2012, the Kentucky Fried Chicken Wars took place. The Kentucky Fried Chicken Wars, also known as the KFC Wars were a series of armed conflicts fought between the Chicken Kingdom and the Chicken Empire. At the start of the wars, KFC was controlled by the Chicken Empire and used the bodies of chickens from the Chicken Kingdom to produce its chicken products, in response to the kidnap and murder of his subjects, Lord Chicken Licken declared another war on the Chicken Empire. Though at first, the Chicken Empire was winning, by 2006, the Chicken Kingdom had began to push back and by 2008, it was winning, in part due to Professor Chicken Licken’s expertise on military history and military strategy. Gradually, the Chicken Kingdom seized almost every KFC restaurant until there were only a few still in possession of the Chicken Empire. Once seized, restaurants would start using the bodies of chickens from the Chicken Empire in their chicken products. In 2012, the Chicken Empire was on the brink of defeat, which occurred on the 27th November 2012 after the last remaining Chicken Empire-held KFC was overrun by soldiers of the Chicken Kingdom. It was then destroyed by Professor Chicken Licken on the 20th December 2012, in a symbolic manner to signify the end of the war. Soldiers had rigged the restaurant with high-powered explosives and imprisoned over 60 chickens from the Chicken Empire inside the doomed restaurant, they then presented a large red button marked “VICTORY” to Professor Chicken Licken who pressed it after making a short speech. The restaurant detonated as crowds cheered in a widely televised event. All of the chickens from the Chicken Empire who were inside were killed within seconds. Lord Chicken Licken praised the solders of the Chicken Kingdom for “bravely protecting our citizens and land” and sent his condolences to the families of those who died and promised to “honour those who have died so we may be free”. He also praised his son for his part in the conflict, including the detonation of the KFC, stating “I am monumentally proud of my son’s expertise in military strategy and his ability to lead our kingdom, I’m certain he will be a great king and will have all the citizens behind him, as he did when he destroyed the last KFC”. In a televised address to the Chicken Empire, known as “We will Rise Again”, Von Da Ha expressed anger and outrage regarding the deaths of 60 citizens of the Chicken Empire who were killed in the destruction of the KFC, he also promised to honour those who had died for the Chicken Empire in the KFC Wars and pledged vengeance against the Chicken Kingdom, saying “We will never surrender to this sub - chickens, soon our glorious empire shall rise from the ashes to revenge our fallen brethren. We will crush our enemies and paint our victory posters with their blood.” He also announced the establishment of Birmingham Fried Chicken (BFC) to replace KFC as the principle restaurant of the Chicken Empire and pledged to “slaughter millions upon millions of those scum [Citizens of the Chicken Kingdom] and use their meat in BFC.” After the KFC war, KFC came under the control of the Chicken Kingdom and began to use the meat from the bodies of citizens of the Chicken Empire for its products.

On the 25th September 2014, Lord Chicken Licken, aged 74, announced his abdication as King of the Chickens. In a televised address, he said “My fellow citizens, it has been a great honour and pleasure to be your king for the past 26 years and I am immensely thankful for the overwhelming support I have received throughout my reign, however it is now time for my son to become king, I am certain he shall do the best he can and will be a wise and talented king”. Lord Chicken Licken abdicated from the throne on the 31st December 2014 and Professor Chicken Licken became King of the Chickens, with his son Charles becoming heir to the throne, Crown Prince and Deputy Leader. Professor Chicken Licken thanked his father for “an exemplary 26 years” and promised to “serve the citizens well”.

Professor Chicken Licken was crowned on the 17th June 2015 in the largest coronation since that of his great-grandfather in 1935. Over 300,000,000 chickens attended the ceremony and over 6 billion watched the coronation on television or computer or listened to it on the radio. Professor Chicken Licken was a very popular king and was respected and celebrated by a large percentage of the population of the Chicken Kingdom. The day after his coronation, Von Da Ha denounced Professor Chicken Licken and pledged “To make his [Professor Chicken Licken‘s] reign the shortest of all the Scumbag leaders”.

After the Kentucky Fried Chicken Wars ended in 2012, skirmishes between the Chicken Kingdom and the Chicken Empire continued. After the coronation of Professor Chicken Licken in 2015, the skirmishes became more frequent and on a larger scale. 362 citizens of the Chicken Kingdom were killed between June - October 2016, most of whom were turned into chicken-based meals at BFC, in response to the murder of their countrychickens, many citizens of the Chicken Kingdom joined local militias and attacked BFC restaurants and the Chicken Empire. In November 2016, an airchicken from Royal Chicken Kingdom Airforce, Arthur (chicken), was carrying out anti-fox operations in which he killed a large amount of chicken-eating foxes, as he was flying back, he noticed a journalist chicken called John (chicken) being attacked by a fox, which he then shot and killed. He landed the aircraft and explained the situation to the frightened John (chicken) who thanked Arthur (chicken) for saving his life and departed to inform the rest of his coop of the incident. Arthur (chicken) then boarded his aircraft, departed and continued on his mission. The incident was later reported as “A chicken story” in THE Good CHICKEN ANNUAL. In November 2016, a BFC restaurant in which Von Da Ha was eating a meal was bombed by the Royal Chicken Kingdom Airforce, though several were killed Von Da Ha survived. Soon afterwards the government of the Chicken Kingdom issued advice to its citizens should they encounter a chicken from the Chicken Empire. The pamphlet was called “Tips on how to keep safe from bad chickens” and was issued in THE Good CHICKEN ANNUAL. It advised citizens to always carry a knife or other weapon and in the instance of encountering a chicken from the Chicken Empire to kill them, hide from them or flee. It also advised citizens to travel in pairs or groups and to avoid travelling alone and to avoid going into the vicinity of BFC restaurants as they were likely to have chickens from the Chicken Empire dining inside of them. Professor Chicken Licken commissioned famous inventor and scientist Wellington the womble to design inventions to defend against incursions by the Chicken Empire. Wellington’s inventions included the Bad Chicken Sacrificer Case, a business case containing a knife, a mortar bomb, a gun and bullets and a box of matches. He also invented the “Chicken” Resurrection Machine and designed “extra powerful” BFC Bombs which came with a bag and matches and were advertised to “blow up all BFCs”. The inventions were advertised in THE Good CHICKEN ANNUAL. In November 2016, Professor Chicken Licken, with the assistance of Wellington the womble, initiated the Battle of Wellington which aimed to depose and kill Von Da Ha. The first assassination attempt involved Professor Chicken Licken himself flying a Royal Chicken Kingdom Airforce plane and bombing the BFC restaurant that Von Da Ha was patronising, Von Da Ha, however escaped the restaurant before its destruction and taunted Professor Chicken Licken for missing him, in response to this, Professor Chicken Licken dropped another bomb on Von Da Ha, which killed him. Professor Chicken Licken then met Wellington and informed him of the success of the assassination, Wellington then congratulated Professor Chicken Licken on his success. As the pair were discussing their victory, Von Da Ha confronted them and informed them he had been resurrected, however operatives of the Chicken MI5 in a military aeroplane bombed Von Da Ha and killed him again. Though, Professor Chicken Licken declared this “a great victory for the good chickens [Chickens from the Chicken Kingdom]”, Von Da Ha was soon resurrected again. He was once again killed by Wellington who shot him with a bazooka and a shotgun, after he had killed several chickens of the Chicken Kingdom. In early 2017, a spy of the Chicken MI5 tapped into a Chicken Empire government phone call and discovered Von Da Ha had been resurrected and was working with Mrs Taylor-Hitler, the granddaughter of Adolf Hitler. This was reported in the Good Chicken Herald, which also stated in the report that “The good Chickens [chickens from the Chicken Kingdom] will soon kill him for good”.

In early 2017, Professor Chicken Licken invaded and conquered the former United States of America and claimed it as part of his territory. His claim was not challenged by then world leader, Jarvis the Dodo.

Later in 2017, Professor Chicken Licken initiated The War to End Bad Chickens (often abbreviated as TWTEBC). TWTEBC was started in hopes of destroying the Chicken Empire and removing the possibility of their return in the future. At that point, the Chicken Empire was the weakest in relation to the Chicken Kingdom it had been for many years and was ill-prepared to go to war. Therefore, in just 2 months it was on the brink of destruction and soldiers of the Chicken Kingdom were closing in on Von Da Ha. He was eventually killed by soldiers of the Chicken Kingdom and his body was paraded then taken back to the Chicken Kingdom. Von Da Ha’s son, Von Da Hoce then became the Emperor of the Chicken Empire. After becoming emperor, Von Da Hoce promised “bloody resistance” against the Chicken Kingdom, however after his hideout was destroyed in a bombing campaign he was reported as missing. Supporters of the Chicken Empire mostly believed Von Da Hoce had survived the attack and would return to repel the forces of the Chicken Kingdom, however after further analysis of the destroyed hideout by the Chicken Kingdom several chicken remains were found. The remains were taken back to the Chicken Kingdom and forensically analysed and it was discovered the DNA matched Von Da Hoce and he was declared dead. Professor Chicken Licken was immediately informed of his apparent victory and announced the news the following morning in his “After 1000 Years, We Have Won” speech. Professor Chicken Licken stated in his speech “After thousands of years of fighting, after the deaths of millions of good chickens, we have won. The bad chickens are no more. I would like to thank all the chickens who have died for this worthy cause and all the chickens who have fought for this day. I shall ensure that all good chickens shall be resurrected as soon as possible. Thank you. Please now stand for our national anthem.”

After the The War to End Bad Chickens was declared as a victory for the Chicken Kingdom, the remaining residents of the Chicken Empire were rounded up and separated into adults and juveniles. The adults were either enslaved or killed in slaughterhouses where their remains were used to make chicken products in KFC and the juveniles were taken to so called Bad Chicken Farms were they were farmed for their meat and eggs. Whilst some denounced the mass genocide, consumption and farming of their fellow chickens, most citizens of the Chicken Kingdom supported the measures and described them as “necessary” and believed their former enemies deserved their punishment. Outside observers described the practice as “barbaric” and argued that “children should not be punished for the sins of their parents” but Professor Chicken Licken retorted by saying “These chickens are bad, they are inherently bad and they deserve everything they get”.

Some outside observers called on the world leader at the time, Theodore (Tuna) to prohibit the enslavement, killing and consumption of the surviving residents of the Chicken Empire, but being a propagator of mass-murder himself, he refused.

Following the TWTEBC, all remaining Birmingham Fried Chicken restaurants were closed and converted into KFC restaurants which used the meat from the farmed chickens to produce their products. The destruction of the Chicken Empire caused 95% of the Chicken Kingdom Military to be made redundant as their main objective had been to fight the Chicken Empire. As many chickens relied on the military for their jobs, both directly and indirectly, in the weeks following the end of the TWTEBC, the unemployment rate went up to almost 60% which in turn triggered the 2017 Chicken Kingdom Economic Crash. In response to the crash, Professor Chicken Licken injected a large amount of money into the economy and created new jobs in rebuilding the areas damaged by the TWTEBC, including what was previously the Chicken Empire.

In August 2017, Professor Chicken Licken decided to end the enslavement of the Chickens formerly from the Chicken Empire and to close down the so-called Bad Chicken Farms. The remaining chickens from those institutions were killed, much to the celebration of the majority of chickens in the Chicken Kingdom. After the death of the Chickens formerly from the Chicken Empire, KFC began to be supplied with cloned meat. For a short amount of time in August 2017, Professor Chicken Licken‘s son, King Charles replaced him as King of the Chickens however within a few days, Professor Chicken Licken had returned as King of the Chickens.

In early September 2017, Professor Chicken Licken made an agreement with Jarvis (Dodo), leader of the Dodo Planet to depose the then world leader, John C. Star (who Professor Chicken Licken called the “Stupid Stafish”), who both Jarvis (Dodo) and Professor Chicken Licken believed to be despotic and tyrannical. The Dodo Army and Chicken Kingdom Army joined forces and attempted to assassinate John C. Star. The Dodo Army were able to kill John C. Star using a powerful weapon that prevented his resurrection, however Wellington was able to download the mind of John C. Star into a new body of a baby starfish, who would be able to lead again in a few months. Whilst John C. Star was incapacitated, his daughter Martha Star took over as regent. Wellington then developed another invention which would speed up the ageing process of John C. Star, this invention was a success and John C. Star returned to his previous state and once again became world leader after just a few days. In retaliation for his incapacitation, John C. Star attempted to attack both the Dodo Planet and the Chicken Kingdom. The Dodo Planet already had its forcefield, so it was impervious to virtually all forms attack, but the Chicken Kingdom was left exposed, therefore Professor Chicken Licken asked Jarvis (Dodo) to provide a forcefield for the Chicken Kingdom, which he did. John C. Star and Wellington realised that they would have develop more covert ways of attacking the Dodo Planet and the Chicken Kingdom, so Wellington developed an invention which would resurrect dead soldiers of the Chicken Empire who were buried in the Chicken Kingdom. The invention was somewhat successful as some soldiers of the Chicken Empire were resurrected and killed 30 citizens of the Chicken Kingdom, however they were quickly killed again and the bodies of others who had not yet been resurrected were destroyed. After his first invention mostly failed, Wellington developed another invention that would mind-control chickens in the Chicken Kingdom. That invention enjoyed some success as it was able to mind-control several chickens, but its effects were limited by Professor Chicken Licken‘s high-security defence system. The invention also could not bypass the defences of other high-profile chickens in the Chicken Kingdom, including any members of the royal family or government, therefore, Wellington turned his attention towards Lord Roy, a minor aristocrat chicken. He was not able to mind-control Lord Roy, but he did succeed in mind-controlling a servant of Lord Roy who he had attack and kill Mrs Gossip Chicken, a local gossip and member of the Gossip Chicken Society. Wellington then mind-controlled a washer-chicken who was killed by Lord Roy using an ancestral sword after she tried to kill him with a knife. He then mind-controlled a doorchicken who attempted to stab Lord Roy but accidentally stabbed himself. Wellington then mind-controlled a 93-year old footchicken who had worked for Lord Roy’s family for over 70 years. The footchicken was mind-controlled and tried to attack Lord Roy, but Lord Roy was able to restrain him until the mind-control wore off. Since the mind control had failed as well, Wellington tried a new strategy, which was to imprison both the Dodo Planet and the Chicken Kingdom within their own forcefields. This plan was very successful and both the Dodo Planet and the Chicken Kingdom believed they had been defeated. Professor Chicken Licken was able to utilise dodo technology to escape the forcefield and immediately arranged an emergency meeting with Jarvis (dodo), who had escaped the Dodo Planet forcefield. When Professor Chicken Licken arrived at the meeting location, which was in the atmosphere of the Dodo Planet, he boarded Jarvis (dodo)’s spaceship and began to discuss recent events and their strategy for the future. John C. Star and Wellington had been monitoring the situation closely and as Professor Chicken Licken and jarvis (dodo) were talking, Wellington re-activated the forcefield. This caused Professor Chicken Licken and jarvis (dodo) to become trapped inside the Dodo Planet Forcefield. Professor Chicken Licken begged The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster to intervene as he could see no other path to defeating John C. Star. The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster, who had appointed John C. Star as world leader, reluctantly agreed to Professor Chicken Licken’s request and removed John C. Star from existence and released him and Jarvis (dodo) from Wellington’s forcefields.

In early September 2017, After John C. Star had been removed from office, the Dodo Planet and the Chicken Kingdom took over the world and Professor Chicken Licken and Jarvis (dodo) became joint-world leaders. Though technically their power was equal, in reality, Jarvis (dodo) had most of the power and made most of the decisions of leadership. Jarvis (dodo) and Professor Chicken Licken first repealed John C. Star‘s authoritarian laws and demolished his statues and temples and then established democracy, with the intention of holding democratic elections in the near future. The dodos also implemented Dodo Vegan Food Pellets (DVFP) which were designed to provide a nutritionally balanced diet for all animals.

Through at first, the joint-leadership of Professor Chicken Licken and Jarvis (dodo) was very popular with the animals, their popularity (especially that of Jarvis (dodo)) plummeted after Jarvis (dodo) relegalised eating meat and began to establish animal farms. In response to that policy, many animals protested vigorously against what they believed was a barbaric practice. After a few more weeks of their joint leadership, Jarvis (dodo) announced the dodos no longer considered Earth to be important enough to merit spending their time on and that they would go back to the Dodo Planet. After the dodos departed Earth and Jarvis (dodo) resigned as world leader, Professor Chicken Licken became sole world leader and declared himself as “King of the World”.

Soon after Professor Chicken Licken became world leader, his yacht, the Chicken Leader was stolen by the Black and White Robbers, a gang of criminal penguins. It was later found in the Maritime History Museum, a maritime museum owned by James (boat frog) who was known to have ties to organised crime. The yacht’s appearance had been altered to hide its identity, but was identified from a metal plate situated in a concealed location. Following its identification, it was returned to Professor Chicken Licken and James (boat frog) (who claimed to be unaware the yacht was stolen) was warned to avoid purchasing stolen boats. Within the next few days, the Chicken Leader was stolen again and once again found at the Maritime History Museum, it had been heavily altered in an attempt to mask its identity, however Professor Chicken Licken was still able to recognise it despite its altercation. James (boat frog) claimed he was not aware the Chicken Leader had been stolen, he also claimed the yacht in his museum was not the Chicken Leader. Professor Chicken Licken cautioned James (boat frog) and warned him that he would be punished harshly if the Chicken Leader were to ever be be stolen and then found in his museum again.

A few days later, the Chicken Leader was once again stolen and it was once again found in the Maritime History Museum. It had been extensively altered and was superficially unrecognisable as the Chicken Leader, however due to Professor Chicken Licken possessing advanced technology, he was still able to identify it. James (boat frog) continued to profess his innocence, but Professor Chicken Licken determined he was lying and sentenced him to 20 years incarceration. Professor Chicken Licken also confiscated the Maritime History Museum and renamed it the Professor Chicken Licken Maritime Museum. Professor Chicken Licken decreed that James (boat frog) would spend his period of incarceration maintaining the Professor Chicken Licken Maritime Museum as he was experienced in maintaining boats and ships.

In October 2017, during Professor Chicken Licken‘s tenure as world leader and King of the Chicken Kingdom, a chicken who resided in the Chicken Kingdom named Roland (chicken) was assaulted and imprisoned in a deep hole by a sheep named Pinksheep. Pinksheep claimed he assaulted and imprisoned Roland (chicken) as Roland lacked a moustache. Roland was found three days after the assault, still in the hole he had been dropped into. He was dehydrated and confused but conscious, he was then transported to hospital where he made a full recovery. Pinksheep was arrested the same day and sentenced to 20 years incarceration, however he, at most, only served 4 months as Pinksheep later became world leader in February 2018.

In October 2017, Professor Chicken Licken was succeeded as world leader and King of the Chicken Kingdom by his son, King Charles, who was succeeded as world leader by Timothy the mouse later that month. Timothy was himself succeeded by Peter the Pike later that month. Peter the Pike continued to serve as world leader until November 2017 when he insulted The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster and demanded worship from him on pain of torture, The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster refused and Peter the Pike attempted to torture him to death, in response The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster warned Peter the Pike that if he did not desist from his torture attempts then he would be killed. Despite several warnings, Peter the Pike refused to desist from attempting to torture the The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster and as a result was killed. After Peter the Pike was killed, Professor Chicken Licken became world leader and began his second term. He was an autocratic and totalitarian leader who resided in the World Leader Palace and insisted all animals worship him on pain of torture to death. He was responsible for the torture and death of four thousand citizens and delighted in torturing his enemies and those who did not worship him. Upon arriving at the World Leader’s Palace Professor Chicken Licken encountered PinkDowlg who had been employed by Peter the Pike as a palace jester as he found PinkDowlg funny. Professor Chicken Licken demanded that PinkDowlg worshipped him to which PinkDowlg responded “PinkDowlg PinkDowlg PinkDowlg”. This enraged Professor Chicken Licken who found PinkDowlg annoying and threatened to torture PinkDowlg to death if he did not worship him. After PinkDowlg continued to not worship Professor Chicken Licken, Professor Chicken Licken tortured PinkDowlg to death and had his scientists create a New PinkDowlg who did worship him. PinkDowlg later claimed that he had not been tortured to death but had instead escaped to Lumbaego. The true course of events remain unknown and many historians, such as Professor Honoria, believe PinkDowlg did not admit to being tortured to death as he believed it would have made him seem weak. Professor Chicken Licken, like his predecessor, attempted to extend his jurisdiction to The Hamster Universe. He also attempted to force the The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster to worship him and threatened to torture him to death if he refused. As he had done with Peter the Pike previously, The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster refused to worship Professor Chicken Licken and warned him of a similar fate to his predecessor. Professor Chicken Licken ignored his warnings and attempted to torture The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster to death for not worshiping him, but he was unable to do so and was zapped, as Peter the Pike had been less than a month before. After his death, Professor Chicken Licken was once again succeeded by his son King Charles as world leader and King of the Chicken Kingdom. King Charles was subsequently overthrown in the November 2017 Revolution.

Professor Chicken Licken was next resurrected around May 2018. Shortly after his resurrection, he began his campaign for world leadership. He won the Third May 2018 World Election, succeeding Snappy the crocodile, who had been removed from office by PinkDowlg, as Executive World Leader and serving under Supreme Leader PinkDowlg. Professor Chicken Licken ruled in an autocratic and totalitarian manner reminiscent of his previous terms in office. His manner of leadership differed greatly from that of his immediate predecessor, Snappy, who ruled in a liberal and decentralised manner. Snappy had resurrected several individuals previously banned from resurrection, including many members of the terrorist organisation ISIS, which he later joined. He also abolished capitalism and installed anarcho-communism, which made goods and services free of charge. When Professor Chicken Licken became leader, he abolished anarcho-communism and re-established capitalism which also necessitated the re-establishment of money. Professor Chicken Licken‘s economic polices were met with significant disapproval and resistance which he responded to by torturing anyone who publicly disagreed with him to death. Professor Chicken Licken also tortured Snappy and the rest of ISIS to death along with several others who opposed him and several of the individuals resurrected under Snappy’s Reign. He also released Adolf Hitler from incarceration and resurrected Susan, who almost immediately attempted to depose him and take over the world before she was defeated and killed. Professor Chicken Licken denounced Supreme Leader PinkDowlg and laid claim to that title himself. Many individuals expressed the opinion that Professor Chicken Licken was a tyrannical leader who should be removed from office, in response to this viewpoint, PinkDowlg announced the Fourth May 2018 World Election which would select the next world leader. Despite several calls to the contrary, PinkDowlg refused to bar Professor Chicken Licken from standing in that election, however despite his ability to stand, he was defeated by previous world leader Karl Marx.

Professor Chicken Licken returned to government later that month after he became Advisor to the Executive World Leader, Edith Star, who had won the Eighth May 2018 Election. Edith had not expected to win the election and had no experience in leadership so she appointed Professor Chicken Licken who acted as de facto world leader during her reign. Professor Chicken Licken controlled all of Edith Star’s polices and decisions as she had requested due to her inexperience. After Edith Star was succeeded as world leader by Karl Marx, the position of Advisor to the Executive World Leader was abolished and Professor Chicken Licken left goverment once again.

Professor Chicken Licken returned to government later that month after he became Advisor to the Government to the Official Monster Raving Looney Party which had won the Eleventh May 2018 Election despite starting they were a joke party who had no intention for world leadership. As Edith Star had done before them, the Official Monster Raving Looney Party appointed Professor Chicken Licken as a government advisor as they believed him to be politicly experienced. Professor Chicken Licken advised them to carry out all of their elections promises, such as abolishing capitalism, money, mandatory education and work and making all goods and services free of charge. The policies of the Official Monster Raving Looney Party were very popular with many of the citizens, many of whom quickly took advantage of the lack of money by acquiring luxury purchases such as mansions, yachts and luxury cars. Professor Chicken Licken then advised the Official Monster Raving Looney Party to erode the anarcho-communist polices incrementally, he first re-established money and as well as businesses that operated by charging money for goods. He then reduced the goods offered in the free distribution centres so that citizens would have to work and earn money to purchase luxury items. Professor Chicken Licken was met with opposition for his pro-capitalist polices but defended the changes he made and stated that nothing had changed and citizens “just had more freedom”. He continued to deny that anything had changed as he implemented capitalist policies such as restricting the goods available at the free distribution centre to basic essentials and reducing the safety net. Citizens complained about Professor Chicken Licken‘s capitalist policies and protested against his position within the government, in response to the protests, Professor Chicken Licken announced that he, in conjunction with the Official Monster Raving Looney Party, would transfer power to the Conservative Party. The Conservative Party introduced free-market capitalism and abolished the welfare state and free distribution centres. This proved to be even more unpopular than the Official Monster Raving Looney Party and many citizens protested against the Conservative Party. In response to the protests the Conservative Party transferred power to the Libertarian Party which was even more unpopular than the Conservative Party as it abolished government funding for all services apart from the police and military. The Libertarian Party subscribed more to an authoritarian ideology than any true form of libertarianism as it executed over 15,000 citizens for protesting as well as 5000 for no discernible reason whatsoever. Such was the citizens’ deep hatred for the Libertarian Party that they were overthrown in the May 2018 Communist Revolution, headed by Professor Chicken Licken who promised a “communist utopia” to the citizens if he were to become leader, however after becoming leader, Professor Chicken Licken did not follow through with his promises and instead himself installed an authoritarian dictatorship with a free-market capitalist system. Many citizens protested against what they believed to be a betrayal but Professor Chicken Licken suppressed the protests and tortured his critics to death. Professor Chicken Licken also insisted that everyone worshipped him on pain of torture to death, including The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster who Professor Chicken Licken berated and threatened with torture after The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster refused to worship him. Professor Chicken Licken was deposed and killed by The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster after he attempted to torture the The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster to death for not worshipping him.

In April 2019, Professor Chicken Licken was resurrected and attempted to become Chicken Leader, though many chickens supported him, his archenemy Von Da Ha also intended to become Chicken Leader. Von Da Ha was at the time fighting in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War on the side of John C. Star, but he abandoned his ally to focus on fighting Professor Chicken Licken. After several weeks of fighting in the First 2019 Chicken War, Professor Chicken Licken emerged victorious and killed Von Da Ha, however he did not stay dead for long and was resurrected and continued to fight in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War in which he defected from John C. Star to PinkDowlg. In response to his ally’s defection, John C. Star made an alliance with Professor Chicken Licken which would see Professor Chicken Licken becoming Chicken Leader in the event of John C. Star’s victory. After Von Da Ha was resurrected, he began the Second 2019 Chicken War which aimed to depose and kill Professor Chicken Licken and install Von Da Ha as Chicken Leader. Von Da Ha received military enforcements from PinkDowlg and Professor Chicken Licken received military enforcements from John C. Star. As John C. Star began to lose the Second PinkDowlg Civil War to PinkDowlg, Professor Chicken Licken began to lose the Second 2019 Chicken War to Von Da Ha. In late August 2019, Professor Chicken Licken contacted John C. Star and asked him for military reinforcements as his army was losing to Von Da Ha’s army, John C. Star agreed and pledged to send 10 ants. Professor Chicken Licken initially believed John C. Star’s promise to be a joke, but John C. Star confirmed he could only send 50 ants.

After PinkDowlg defeated and captured John C. Star and his armies, he flew to the location of the Second 2019 Chicken War and attacked the army of Professor Chicken Licken. He forced Professor Chicken Licken‘s army to surrender and then bombed The Chicken Palace with Exploding Donuts. The Chicken Palace was almost completely destroyed in the bombing but Professor Chicken Licken was able to survive in the The Chicken Palace Emergency Bunker which was heavy armoured and situated beneath the The Chicken Palace. The Chicken Palace Emergency Bunker was buried beneath the rubble of The Chicken Palace and its entrances and exits were inaccessible to PinkDowlg’s armies, therefore, he ordered them to dig out the The Chicken Palace Emergency Bunker so they could apprehend Professor Chicken Licken. The soldiers of PinkDowlg’s armies impersonated Professor Chicken Licken‘s soldiers and upon opening the bunker claimed they had come to rescue him and that he needed to enter their van for his own safety. Professor Chicken Licken was initially thankful and willingly entered the van, however once he had entered, he was informed he had been tricked and was going to be taken to a high-security prison for enemies of PinkDowlg. Despite him protesting against his treatment and multiple attempts to escape, he was incarcerated in the Maximum Security Prison for Enemies of PinkDowlg on the 23rd August 2019.

After Professor Chicken Licken was defeated, PinkDowlg declared the 23rd August 2019 as “Victory Day” and officially announced the end of the Second PinkDowlg Civil War. The following day, he presided over the torture and death of his enemies at the PinkDowlg Torture Arena, including Professor Chicken Licken who he personally tortured by pulling his wings off, breaking his beak off, skinning him alive and pulling his intestines, lungs and heart out. Professor Chicken Licken‘s death was widely celebrated by supporters of PinkDowlg and especially by his arch enemy Von Da Ha.

Following Professor Chicken Licken’s death, a chef who supported PinkDowlg used cloned parts of Professor Chicken Licken (amongst other enemies of PinkDowlg) collected after his execution to create the Victory Dinner, a dish which celebrated PinkDowlg‘s victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War and was created from his deceased enemies.