Green Banana

Green Banana (1900-1925 - October 2019) was a green Lumbaegan Banana who was a good friend of PinkDowlg and a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle.

He was the brother of Pink Banana, Yellow Banana 1, Yellow Banana 2, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Pamala the Banana and Banana with sunglasses. Between 1900-1925, he grew from The Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in Lumbaego alongside his brothers, as well as all the other Lumbaegan Fruit. When he was quite young, the 1920 Exodus to Mexico occurred, an event which saw several residents of Lumbaego depart the island for the North American country of Mexico. The residents who departed Lumbaego were Avocado, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Purple Chilli, Orange Chilli and Violet Chilli.

In 1945, Green Banana assisted his brothers, Elvis Pig’s Banana and Pink Banana in the preparation of the inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition. He went with Elvis Pig’s Banana and Pink Banana to nearby East Caribbean islands, such as Trinidad and Tobago to gather top hats and top hat making materials. The trio successfully collected enough top hats to be able to hold the inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition later that year and set about arranging them in the Lumbaegan Top Hat Conference Hall (then known as the Lumbbaegan Conference Hall), which had been built several years before as a gathering place for Lumbaegan residents. After several months of preparation, PinkDowlg officially opened the 1945 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition and the remaining residents of Lumbaego attended. The inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition was very successful and had a 100% attendance rate, as there was little else to do on Lumbaego. The other residents congratulated Elvis Pig’s Banana, Pink Banana and Green Banana on the success of the inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition and their work gathering the top hats and arranging them. Following its success, Elvis Pig’s Banana decided he would make it into an annual occurrence and immediately began planning for the 1946 Annual Lumbaegan Top Hat Exposition. Green Banana and Pink Banana once again assisted their brother in the gathering and arranging of top hats for the 1946 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition, which would also be highly successful. Green Banana, Pink Banana and Elvis Pig’s Banana continued the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition for over 50 years, until the 1995 Exodus to England, which saw PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana depart Lumbaego for England. Following their brother’s relocation, Green Banana and Pink Banana continued to organise the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition and hold it annually. They struggled to prepare the top hats without the direction of their brother, but were eventually able to do so by the time of the 1991 Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition, which, like its predecessors, was highly successful.

Green Banana continued to hold the Annual Lumbaegan Top Hat Exposition for a further 28 years, until the 2019 Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition, which he arranged during a holiday from his new residence of England. Green Banana continued to keep in contact with PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana as the latter three regularly visited Lumbaego and attended the Annual Lumbaegan Top Hat Exposition when they did. Green Banana continued to reside in Lumbaego until his friend PinkDowlg became world leader, in May 2018, at which point he planned to join PinkDowlg and return to England with him, after joining him on his holiday. After relocating to England, with PinkDowlg, on the 13th October 2018, Green Banana, along with his brother Pink Banana joined PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and assisted PinkDowlg in governing the world. PinkDowlg’s Reign was mostly peaceful until February 2019, when the First PinkDowlg Civil War occurred. Green Banana advised PinkDowlg during the First PinkDowlg Civil War and would later do so during the March-August 2019 Second PinkDowlg Civil War. After his victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, PinkDowlg celebrated by having all of his enemies tortured to death. This event occurred on the 23rd August 2019 and was known as the Tortue of PinkDowlg’s Enemies and was attended by all members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, including Green Banana. Due to his importance, Green Banana was seated at the front of PinkDowlg’s Torture Arena, which allowed him to view the torture without his vision being obscured by other observers. Following witnessing the Tortue of PinkDowlg’s Enemies, Green Banana congratulated PinkDowlg on his victory and his harsh punishments for those who fought against him. Green Banana continued to be a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle until PinkDowlg’s Deposition on the 5th September 2019. After PinkDowlg was deposed, Green Banana, along with the rest of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, faded into obscurity and temporarily relocated to Lumbaego. In October 2019, Green Banana, along with the rest PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, planned to overthrow then world leader Adolf Hitler in a coup d'état and reinstate PinkDowlg as world leader. The coup d'état was unsuccessful as Hitler’s Gestapo successfully uncovered the plot before it could be enacted and arrested all the participants, including Green Banana. After being arrested, the former members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle were taken before Adolf Hitler who decreed they should all be executed. Green Banana, along with all others who revolted, was executed with a gunshot to the head. Despite PinkDowlg being very briefly resurrected on several occasions, Green Banana has not yet been resurrected. It is expected that if PinkDowlg ever returns as leader, then Green Banana, along with the other former members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, would be resurrected and would once again serve PinkDowlg.