Avocado

Avocado was a Lumbaegan Avocado who was a good friend of PinkDowlg and member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle. Between 1820-1880, he grew from The Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in Lumbaego alongside the other Lumbaegan Fruit: Lumbaegan Chillis, Lumbaegan Peppers, Dr Young, Water Melon, Coconut, Lumbaegan Bananas, Pineapple and Cornish Pasty. In 1920, he departed Lumbaego in the 1920 Exodus to Mexico and relocated to Mexico, with fellow Lumbaegan Fruits, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Orange Chilli, Purple Chilli and Violet Chilli. He never stated his reason for leaving Lumbaego, but it is unlikely he had any particular reason other than a wish to travel and explore the wider world. In August 2018, PinkDowlg, a former resident of Lumbaego, took it upon himself to rediscover his friends who had relocated to Mexico in the 1920 Exodus to Mexico. PinkDowlg was eventually successful in his expedition and invited Avocado and the Lumbaegan Chillis to join him on his holiday and eventually follow him back to England. They accepted this offer and consequently arrived in England with PinkDowlg on the 13th October 2018. Upon arrival, PinkDowlg informed Avocado that he was now world leader and offered him a position in PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle. Avocado was pleased to accept this position and promised to assist PinkDowlg in any way he could. Avocado did what he could to assist PinkDowlg in the First PinkDowlg Civil War and the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, both of which PinkDowlg ultimately won. After PinkDowlg was deposed on the 5th September 2019, by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence), Avocado along with the rest of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle faded into obscurity. In October 2019, Avocado joined the October 2019 Pro-PinkDowlg coup d'état which attempted to depose Adolf Hitler and reinstate PinkDowlg as world leader. The coup d'état failed and Adolf Hitler ordered the execution of all involved, including Avocado, who was executed by gunshot. Despite fellow Lumbaegan Fruit, Dr Dementia, being resurrected for a short amount time in December 2019, Avocado has not yet been resurrected himself. It is expected that if PinkDowlg ever returns as world leader then Avocado, along with the other former residents of Lumbaego, would be resurrected.