Pineapple

Pineapple (1890 - October 2019) was a Lumbaegan Pineapple who was a friend of PinkDowlg and served as a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle.

In 1890, Pineapple grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in Lumbaego. The other Lumbaegan Fruit also grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, but they had done so decades earlier throughout the 19th century or did so in the early 20th century. When he was between 30, the 1920 Exodus to Mexico occurred, an event which saw several residents of Lumbaego depart the island for the North American country of Mexico. The residents who departed Lumbaego were Avocado, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Purple Chilli, Orange Chilli and Violet Chilli. Following the 1920 Exodus to Mexico, Pineapple remained in Lumbaego the remaining residents of Lumbaego; PinkDowlg, Dr Dementia, Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper,Green Banana, Pink Banana, Banana with sunglasses, Yellow Banana 1, Yellow Banana 2, Elvis Pig’s Banana and Pamala the Banana, Coconut, PinkFish, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel and Flying Brick. In 1945, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Green Banana and Pink Banana founded the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition, an annual exposition held in the Lumbaegan Top Hat Conference Hall (originally known as the Lumbbaegan Conference Hall) where hundreds of different top hats would be displayed and given away. The inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition was the 1945 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition, which was very successful and had a 100% attendance rate due to there existing a limited number of activities available on Lumbaego. Despite three of his fellow Lumbaegan Fruit possessing a great interest in top hats, Pineapple never showed much enthusiasm about them. In 1951, Elvis Pig, an American musician arrived on Lumbaego. He had been performing a concert on the nearby island of Tobago and had planned to fly home to the United States, however due to the 1951 Lesser Antilles Tropical Storm, his pilot and brother, Elvis Pig 2 had decided to abandon the planed route and return to Tobago until the storm had passed. Elvis Pig 2 attempted to do this, however he became disoriented and unknowingly landed on Lumbaego. Within a few seconds of their arrival, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig 2 had realised that they were not on Tobago, as Lumbaego was home to no humans and very few buildings. Elvis Pig 2 became very confused when he could not indentify which island he was on, as he believed himself to posses a complete knowledge of the Lessee Antilles. Whilst Elvis Pig 2 examined his plane for any damage, Elvis Pig sat on the beach and waited for the storm to pass. Whilst there, he was approached by PinkDowlg, who introduced himself and told Elvis Pig about Lumbaego. Elvis Pig found Lumbaego and its history very interesting and told PinkDowlg about his life and career. Within a few hours, they had already become good friends and Elvis Pig decided to stay on Lumbaego for a week, in which time he met and socialised with all Lumbaegan residents, including Pineapple. Following their first visit, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig 2 regularly returned to Lumbaego to see PinkDowlg and the other Lumbaegan residents. Though Pineapple never became particularly close friends with Elvis Pig, they regularly interacted with one another due to the general sociability of the Lumbaegan residents. In 1953, Elvis Pig was visiting PinkDowlg and had spent a week on Lumbaego and was due to leave, but was unable to do so, due to the 1953 Lesser Antilles Tropical Storm, which was at that point very close to Lumbaego. As PinkDowlg was flying to Mexico to search for the Lumbaegan residents who had departed in the 1920 Exodus to Mexico, he was unable to spend time with Elvis Pig. As Elvis Pig had nothing else to do, he decided to attend the 1953 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition after he saw a poster advertising it. As he was not previously interested in top hats, he did not expect to enjoy it, however when he met Elvis Pig’s Banana and was introduced by him to the subject of top hats and showed different types of top hat, Elvis Pig became far more interested than he had expected to be. As Elvis Pig greatly enjoyed the 1953 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition he attended all subsequent Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition. In 1956, Elvis Pig moved to Lumbaego after a human, Elvis Presley, copied his songs, clothing, style and name. Elvis Pig had attempted to continue his career as a musician, but was unable to attain Elvis Presley’s fame and was thus often mistaken for an Elvis Impersonator. In 1963, fellow Lumbaegan resident, Dr Dementia invented the product Dementia, a product designed to allow users to selectively forget memories and information. Dementia was successful and became very popular, however in 1967, Joseph Stalin ordered his scientists to covertly modify Dementia to became infectious and cause users to experience the same effects as the disease, such as forgetting everything, including basic bodily functions. These changes were meant to weaken the United States of America and their allies, so the USSR could defeat them in a potential war, but as the Soviet scientists were unable to make Dementia infectious, its effects were limited and its spread was quickly stopped as it was outlawed across the world. As Dr Dementia was the inventor, he was blamed for its effects and was arrested in the United States. In 1970, he was sentenced to life imprisonment and was incarcerated for 25 years, until his death in 1995, in part due to poor conditions in the prison. Dr Dementia’s imprisonment and death caused the other Lumbaegan residents, including Pineapple, great distresss and anger, especially since he was innocent of the charges brought against him.

In 1995, when Pineapple was 105, the 1995 Exodus to England occurred, an event which saw a further three Lumbaegan residents depart the island, those being PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana. For the next 23 years, Pineapple continued to live in Lumbaego alongside the remaining residents; Dr Alzheimer's, Dr Arthritis, Orange Pepper, Coconut, Green Banana, Pink Banana, Banana with sunglasses, PinkFish, Pamala the Banana, Yellow Banana 1, Yellow Banana 2, PinkDowlg Tree Squirrel and Flying Brick. Pineapple remained in Lumbaego until July 2018, at which point PinkDowlg, who had become world leader two months previously, visited Lumbaego as part of his 2018 Holiday and offered Pineapple a position in PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, which he accepted. Whilst in PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, Pineapple did what he could to assist PinkDowlg in the First PinkDowlg Civil War, from February to March 2019 and the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, from 1st March to 23rd August 2019, both of which were fought against John C. Star and both of which PinkDowlg ultimately won. After his victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, PinkDowlg celebrated by having all of his enemies tortured to death, this event occurred on the 23rd August 2019 and was known as the Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies and was attended by all members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, including Pineapples. Due to his importance, Pineapple was seated at the front of PinkDowlg’s Torture Arena, which allowed him to view the torture without his vision being obscured by other observers. Following witnessing the Torture of PinkDowlg’s Enemies, Pineapple congratulated PinkDowlg on his victory and harsh punishments for those who fought against him. After PinkDowlg was deposed and exiled on the 5th September 2019, by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence), Pineapple, alongside the rest of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle left England and returned to Lumbaego, where they avoided publicity. In October 2019, Pineapple joined the October 2019 Pro-PinkDowlg coup d'état which attempted to depose then world leader Adolf Hitler and reinstate PinkDowlg as world leader. The coup was unsuccessful, as it was foiled by the Geheime Staatspolizei and Adolf Hitler ordered the execution of all those responsible for the coup, including Pineapple, who was executed by gunshot. Fellow former member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, Dr Dementia, was resurrected for a short time in late November 2019, but Pineapple was not resurrected at the same time due to Dr Dementia‘s plans to resurrect PinkDowlg and reinstate him as world leader being thwarted by former ally Dr Young, who reported them to then world leader Che Guevara (swan) who had Dr Dementia executed. Dr Young, despite being a former resident of Lumbaego, was loyal to then world leader Che Guevara (swan), instead of PinkDowlg. As of September 2021, Banana with sunglasses has not been resurrected and has thus remained deceased since October 2019.