Mr Nooty Noot

Mr Nooty Noot (1882 - August 2018) was a penguin (self-identified as a “Pingu”) who served as executive world leader for 2 months between June 2018-August 2018, under supreme world leader PinkDowlg. He served jointly with Mr Peckles and later Mr Gobble Gobble and for short amount of time Donald Trump. He also served as Overseer of Earth for one day, on the 28th June 2018, before he and Mr Peckles deposed the then world leader, Jarvis the sheep and became the world leaders themselves.

Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles were deposed by PinkDowlg in August 2018, after he returned from his holiday to do so and were later sentenced to be tortured to death, an act carried out by their victims. They have been consistently regarded as the worst world leaders ever, due to their extreme cruelty, especially their hatred of humans. During their reign, citizens were mandated to sacrifice 330 humans (110 each) to them every day and torture was regularly employed against their enemies and innocent animals. They also established Human Farms, where over a quintillion humans were bred to be killed for food or for leisure. They regularly ate other animals (especially humans) and personally tortured their victims. Despite many calls for him to intervene, PinkDowlg supposedly could not be contacted for over 6 weeks and therefore did not remove them from office until August. Many of PinkDowlg’s critics point to this as an example of PinkDowlg failing the animals of Earth, arguing that he was an incompetent and negligent world leader, whilst his supporters praise him for intervening eventually and argue that he could not have foreseen what Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles would do. His actions in regards to Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles remains an important issue to animals regarding PinkDowlg’s legacy and has led to many animals to withdraw their support from him.

Mr Nooty Noot was born in 1882, near Mount Vinson, the tallest mountain in Antartica. He was biologically an emperor penguin, but belonged to a sect of emperor penguins who referred to themselves as Pingus and strenuously rejected they were penguins. Around 1900, Mr Nooty Noot met Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, an influential Pingu, who served as the leader of the Pingus. Flipper Flipperton Nooter I adopted Mr Nooty Noot as his protege and taught him about pingu customs, which included a hatred of humans and committing extreme acts of violence on outsiders. Flipper Flipperton Nooter I recognised that Mr Nooty Noot was a sadist who enjoyed killing, torturing and eating his enemies, so decided that he should one day succeed him as pingu leader. Flipper Flipperton Nooter I and Mr Nooty Noot, remained very good friends and  frequently tortured  non-Pingus, especially other penguins and humans to death together. Flipper Flipperton Nooter I was good friends with a chicken, Cluckington Cluckington III, who also enjoyed causing suffering to humans and others, Cluckington Cluckington III also had a protege, a fellow chicken called Mr Peckles. As Flipper Flipperton Nooter I and Cluckington Cluckington III frequently saw each other, Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles regularly encountered each other and had become good friends by 1902. Their friendship was primarily based on Tortue, killing and causing suffering to humans and others and they regularly killed individuals who were not members of their own groups. Mr Nooty Noot, as was the Pingu custom, did not interact with the larger world community, beyond occasionally kidnapping and breeding other animals so they could be consumed and tortured. Throughout the 20th century, Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles remained good friends and continued the torture and murder of other animals, especially humans. As their was no unified world government at the time and the Pingus kept themselves isolated, they were not caught and their actions went unnoticed. In around 1990, both Cluckington Cluckington III and Flipper Flipperton Nooter I retired in favour of their respective protégés and Mr Nooty Noot became the new Pingu Leader. Mr Nooty Noot’s polices were broadly the same as his predecessor, he continued, and in some cases, expanded the killing, torture and consumption of humans and other animals. Mr Nooty Noot also constructed the Noot Palace, a large Palace which he lived in from 1990 until his ascension as world leader in late June 2018. By 2014, when John C. Star took over the world and became the first world leader, the Pingus had ceased kidnapping other animals as they had already established breeding populations of several species that could be exploited for food, clothing or leisure. Despite many regime changes and several wars in the next 4 years, the Pingus nor their violent actions were discovered by any world leader until 2018, this is due to Mr Nooty Noot’s strict policies regarding contact with the wider Earth community. He ensured that the Pingus remained isolated and that the killings and torture taking place at Mount Vinson were hidden. These polices were successful and the wider world would not know the truth until the 28th June 2018, when Mr Peckles, who was then publicly thought of as an unremarkable, if somewhat reclusive, noble chicken was inexplicably offered the new position of Overseer of Earth, whilst Supreme Leader PinkDowlg went on holiday. The duties of Overseer of Earth consisted of overseeing Executive World Leader Jarvis the sheep and preventing him from instituting any polices that were likely to negatively effect Earth and its citizens. As soon as he became Overseer of Earth, Mr Peckles invited Mr Nooty Noot to join him as his co-overseer. Later that day, after Jarvis the sheep continued with his policies of environmental destruction, including bulldozing the Amazon Rainforest and attempting to resurrect universe destroying guinea pig Cole, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot announced that they take over the Earth and declared themselves as the new joint world leaders of Earth and arrested Jarvis the sheep. Following his arrest, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot personally tortured Jarvis the sheep to death and set to work on building a new World Leaders’ Palace. Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot immediately revoked all of Jarvis the sheep’s polices and instituted policies of their own, including mandatory worship, building palaces and statues dedicated to them, establishing Human Farms, removing all rights and protections from human and most notoriously requiring all citizens to sacrifice 10 humans to each of them every day. Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot’s policies were extremely unpopular, but since they tortured anyone who criticised them or disagreed with them, there was very little public opposition. Citizens were required to partake in torture and killing, especially of humans, but often of other animals, especially those who had opposed Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot. Several animals attempted to contact PinkDowlg to intervene and stop Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot from torturing humans and other animals, but they were unable to do so, allegedly because he was on holiday in rural areas which did not have internet or phone communication available. In July 2018, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot were approached by former leader of the Turkey Nation, Silas Gobble Gobble, who informed them that he supported their policies and wished to join them as a third world leader and form a triumvirate. After a short amount of time to deliberate, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot decided they would give Silas Gobble Gobble a trial period and offered him the position of co-leader. Silas Gobble Gobble gladly accepted this offer and became co-leader immediately. Following his accession as world leader, an extra 10 humans were sacrificed by each animal daily, as a tribute to Silas Gobble Gobble. The numbers of humans sacrificed daily was later raised to 330 - 110 for each leader. Within a few days of Silas Gobble Gobble’s accession as world leader, he was talking to Donald Trump about his (Silas Gobble Gobble’s) newfound power and influence, which inspired Donald Trump to seek the same. Despite being a human, a species that was officially discriminated against and usually relegated to Human Farms, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot decided to give Donald Trump a trial period as world leader, following which he was accepted as the 4th co-leader of Earth. One of Donald Trump’s most notable policies was the beginning of gladiator battles, mostly for his own entertainment. In mid July 2018, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot appointed themselves as First Leaders, a position which entitled them to additional powers over Silas Gobble Gobble and Donald Trump who remained as leaders. Donald Trump damaged the environment, including rainforests, which led to the deaths of innocent animals, so he was demoted to Second Leader, a change which meant all of his decisions required approval from Mr Peckles or Mr Nooty Noot before being implemented. PinkDowlg first intervened in the reigns of Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot, Silas Gobble Gobble and Donald Trump, when he demoted Donald Trump to citizen, after he continued to damage the environment and show a disregard for the lives of innocent animals. This demotion did not change Donald Trump’s behaviour and he continued to engage in the actions which resulted in his previous demotions, which resulted in him being further demoted to “human” and consequently tortured to death by Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot. Following Donald Trump’s death, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot promoted Silas Gobble Gobble to First Leader after they deemed him too be responsible and loyal enough. Shortly after Silas Gobble Gobble’s promotion, Mr Peckles was demoted to Second Leader after he ignored PinkDowlg’s orders to cease torturing animals who PinkDowlg deemed innocent and insulted him (PinkDowlg). Shortly after this incident, PinkDowlg removed Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot and Silas Gobble Gobble from power, after Mr Peckles continually refused to follow The Law of PinkDowlg and attempted to kill PinkDowlg. PinkDowlg used his luck manipulation abilities to manipulate luck causing Mr Peckles to suffer a fatal car crash. Following Mr Peckles’s death, Mr Nooty Noot was arrested and Silas Gobble Gobble went into self-imposed exile. Following the deposition of Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot and Silas Gobble Gobble, PinkDowlg temporarily became Executive World Leader himself and instituted the August 2018 World Election, which Yellowstone won. After they were deposed, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot were sentenced to be tortured to death by their victims, a decision the vast majority of animals of Earth supported. Most animals celebrated as they were tortured and many of their victims watched or partook in their torture, which was repeated several times. Following his death, Mr Nooty Noot, along with Mr Peckles has been remembered as one of the worst world leaders in history and has been consistently named as the worst world leader ever (along with Mr Peckles) in almost every world leaders poll. Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot’s names have come to describe any leader or other individual who is regarded by many to be sadistic and motivated by causing suffering.

Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles claimed to be gods and claimed to have many supernatural powers, such as as being able to move infinity fast and having the ability of extreme strength. They regularly disseminated information about their supposed victories, such as the the defeat of “god” (believed to refer the the Christian God), Satan, Cthulhu and others. Whilst they were in power, anyone publicly denying their claims of divinity would be tortured to death, but following their deposition they were disproven. They never produced any evidence for their claims and they and have since been debunked by successive world leaders. Their co-leader, Silas Gobble Gobble, who was also a joint leader in the government of Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipperton Flipper Nooter I and Great Uncle Bulgaria, later pursued a political career on Earth, following the deaths of his former co-leaders. His attempts were frequently confounded by his close association with Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot, which he attempted to defend by claiming that he had only joined their government to minimise the harm they were doing. When animals stated the regime of Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot was possibly the worst regimes ever and thus he had failed in his claimed goal, he claimed that he had prevented even worse atrocities from being committed, such as the proposed increase of daily human sacrifices to 1 million and the proposed introduction of animal sacrifices of either every species or whichever species had annoyed Mr Peckles or Mr Nooty Noot that day. Though Silas Gobble Gobble’s claims were widely believed until March 2021, since then many animals have cast doubt on the truthfulness of his claims, noting that Silas Gobble Gobble had proven himself to be untrustworthy and that neither Mr Peckles nor Mr Nooty Noot had killed random civilians of random animal species for no reason and had even intervened when Donald Trump had been responsible for the deaths of innocent animals.

On the 27th April 2021, world leader Jerusalem, in a conversation with journalist, Desdemona (donkey), regarding the successfulness of former world leaders, mentioned Mr Nooty Noot & Mr Peckles, describing them as “awful world leaders”. He also questioned why PinkDowlg had appointed Mr Peckles as Overseer of Earth as he was a relatively unknown chicken at the time. Jerusalem was unable to answer why PinkDowlg had done so, but concluded that PinkDowlg was either extremely unintelligent, grossly incompetent and negligent or was fully aware of what Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Peckles were doing and was complicit in their crimes. Jerusalem was unable to answer why PinkDowlg would randomly appoint Mr Peckles, or if he was implicit, wish for the crimes to be committed which were, as they negatively effected his legacy. Therefore, Jerusalem concluded the matter remained unsolved and possibly would remain as such indefinitely.