Coconut

Coconut (1880 - October 2019) was a Lumbaegan Coconut, a friend of PinkDowlg and a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle.

Coconut grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree in Lumbaego sometime around 1880, after the Lumbaegan Chiles and before the Lumbaegan Bananas. As he grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, he is classified as a Lumbaegan Fruit. In 1900, the Lumbaegan Bananas grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree and in 1920, the 1920 Exodus to Mexico occurred. The 1920 Exodus to Mexico was an event which saw several residents of Lumbaego depart the island for the North American country of Mexico. The residents who departed Lumbaego were Avocado, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Purple Chilli, Orange Chilli and Violet Chilli.

The next 25 were mostly uneventful in Lumbaego, until 1945 when some of the Lumbaegan Bananas, Elvis Pig’s Banana, Green Banana and Pink Banana established the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition. As there was very little else to do on Lumbaego, Coconut, along with the other residents attended the inaugural Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition and every Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition that followed. In 1951, rock and roll musician Elvis Pig accidentally landed on Lumbaego and became very good friends with PinkDowlg and later Elvis Pig’s Banana. Due to difficulty with his music career in his home nation of the United States and his conflict with human musician, Elvis Presley, Elvis Pig moved to Lumbaego in 1956. Though PinkDowlg and Elvis Pig’s Banana were Elvis Pig’s best friends, all of the Lumbaegan residents, including Coconut became his friends in the following months. Elvis Pig would regularly perform concerts on Lumbaego, which all of the Lumbaegan residents would attend and rate highly. In 1963, Lumbaegan resident, Dr Dementia, invented the product Dementia (not to be confused with the disease dementia), a product designed to allow consumers to selectively forget certain experiences or information such as traumatic experiences or experiences they wished to live again for the first time. Dementia was very popular until 1967, when Jospeh Stalin ordered his scientists to covertly modify Dementia so it would become infectious and cause users to forget everything, including basic bodily functions as does the disease of the same name. Through Dementia did not become infectious it did indeed cause users to forget everything and was almost immediately outlawed in many countries across the world and Dr Dementia was blamed and vilified by the public. As Dr Dementia was believed to responsible for the effects of Dementia, he was arrested in the United States and charged with multiple counts of murder, convicted and sentenced to life incarceration in 1970. Dr Dementia’s imprisonment was very unpopular in Lumbaego as the Lumbaegan residents were aware of his innocence, but they were unable to intervene on his behalf. In 1995, PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana all departed Lumbaego for England, reducing the population of Lumbaego even further to just some of the Lumbaegan Peppers, Dr Young, The Flying Brick, Water Melon, Coconut, some of the Lumbaegan Bananas, the Lumbaegan Pineapple, Pinkfish, Lamprey and the Lumbaegan Cornish Pasty. Following the departure of PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana, Elvis Pig’s Banana returned annually to direct the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition and collect PinkDowlg Tree Leaves for PinkDowlg’s consumption. PinkDowlg himself temporarily returned to Lumbaego in 2006, to “recharge” his powers, doing so by spending a week almost completely submerged in the PinkDowlg Lake. Before he returned to England, he spent some time with Coconut and the other Lumbaegan residents. In 2017, when Elvis Pig’s Banana made his annual return to Lumbaego, Pamala the Banana requested to follow him back to England. He accepted her request and Panama the Banana departed Lumbaego. PinkDowlg returned to Lumbaego on the 1st July 2018, 12 years after his previous visit, as he had done previously, he almost fully submerged himself in the PinkDowlg Lake and collected PinkDowlg Tree Leaves and PinkDowlg Donuts and then spent the next week socialising with the other residents of Lumbaego. He informed them that in the previous month he had become world leader and invited them to join his inner circle and assist him with leading the world. The remaining residents of Lumbaego, including Coconut, excitingly accepted his offer and returned to England with PinkDowlg after his holiday ended on the 13th October 2018.

Following his arrival in England, Coconut became a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle and assisted him in ruling the world. For the next 4 months, the world was reasonably peaceful and stable, but in February 2019 the First PinkDowlg Civil War broke out, after the recently resurrected John C. Star had declared war on PinkDowlg after he accused PinkDowlg of being a tyrannical leader. The First PinkDowlg Civil War lasted for around two weeks, until John C. Star surrendered on the condition that he was made Vice-President (PD), the third most important office in the world, after Supreme Leader, PinkDowlg and President (PD), Adolf Hitler. PinkDowlg agreed to this condition, so the First PinkDowlg Civil War ended. Coconut did his best to assist PinkDowlg in the First PinkDowlg Civil War, but he was unable to do much, as he had essentially no experience or knowledge of war. A month later, in March 2019, Coconut also attempted to assist PinkDowlg in winning the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, which had been started after John C. Star declared war on PinkDowlg and attempted to seize world leadership for himself. Again, Coconut’s contributions were not particularly noticeable on the overall war effort and he was overshadowed by Felipe, Juan and Red Chilli, who were much more instrumental in PinkDowlg’s efforts and eventual victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War. On the 23rd August 2019, PinkDowlg officially declared his victory in the Second PinkDowlg Civil War, after defeating his final enemies, The Mice-of-War. Following the defeat of his enemies, PinkDowlg sentenced all of their leaders, generals and scientists to be tortured to death in the PinkDowlg Tortue Arena. PinkDowlg had already had them imprisoned in a maximum security prison, he then had them taken before him in the PinkDowlg Tortue Arena, where he directed, or in some cases personally carried out their torture. As Coconut was a member of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle, he was given a front-row seat at the PinkDowlg Torture Arena, so he could observe the torture without any obstructions. Coconut watched as each enemy was dragged into the arena and tortured in PinkDowlg’s chosen manner, often something personally relating to that individual and after the conclusion of the torture, congratulated PinkDowlg on his victory and his harsh punishments for those who fought against him, especially John C. Star, who was later stuffed and mounted in PinkDowlg’s Palace. Following the torture of PinkDowlg’s enemies, Coconut continued to support him as world leader until PinkDowlg’s Deposition on the 5th September 2019, which saw PinkDowlg being exiled to a distant planet by Matilda (Mrs Ineffable Magnificence). Following PinkDowlg’s exile, the members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle left England and returned to Lumbaego. They remained in Lumbaego for around 6 weeks, until October 2019 when they left in order to attempt the October 2019 Pro-PinkDowlg coup d'état, an attempted a coup which sought to remove then world leader Adolf Hitler from power and return PinkDowlg to power. The Geheime Staatspolizei, Adolf Hitler’s secret police, discovered the plans for the coup, due to their sophisticated surveillance and arrested all of the conspirators, including Coconut. Despite Coconut and other members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle assisting PinkDowlg with the torture of his enemies, including Hitler, Adolf Hitler decided not to torture them and instead sentenced them to a quick execution by gunshot. It is believed he did so after they argued for mercy, claiming their loyalty to PinkDowlg was a positive attribute and Hitler himself valued loyalty. Hitler accepted their argument, but still had them executed as he stated they were a danger to his reign and may have posed a further threat to him if they were not killed. For this reason, Coconut was executed by gunshot in October 2019, alongside his fellow members of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle. Despite PinkDowlg being briefly resurrected on several occasions, Coconut has not yet been resurrected. It is expected that Ccocnut would be resurrected if PinkDowlg were ever to return to power for a significant amount of time.