Lumbaego

Lumbaego is an island in the East Caribbean which is best known for being the location that former world leader PinkDowlg and most of his Inner Circle originated from. Due to its location relative to the sun, light reflects the nearby ocean masking its existence. Add to that, clouds of mist surround Lumbaego, which means it is very difficult to find or travel to unless one knows its exact location, such as PinkDowlg.

Lumbaego rose out of the nearby sea 12,000 years BP (before present) and was originally a barren rocky island. After it had risen from the ocean, Lumbaego began to become colonised by plant life and was, by 6000 BP, a tropical island covered in a lush forest. Around that time, the PinkDowlg Tree grew and became the tallest tree on Lumbaego by 175 ft, it was covered in bright pink, white and blue leaves and had a flat platform near the top of the tree. By 5500 BP, the PinkDowlg Tree had begun to grow PinkDowlg Donuts, a type of fruit resembling donuts which were coloured pink, white and blue and had “sprinkles“ of a similar colour. By 5000 BP, the PinkDowlg Lake had formed beneath the PinkDowlg Tree, it was a medium-sized body of water which was fed nutrients from the PinkDowlg Tree. Due to the nutrients that the PinkDowlg Lake received from the PinkDowlg Tree, it turned a shade of fluorescent pink and constantly bubbled. In the year 1100, the Lumbeagan Fruit Tree grew, possibly from a seed from the PinkDowlg Tree, it to was a shade of light pink and would eventually be the source of all the Lumbaegan Fruit. For the next 600 years nothing noticeably changed on Lumbaego and it was not until the 1700s that animal life emerged. In 1715, PinkDowlg emerged from the PinkDowlg Lake, seemingly resulting from the nutrients which came from the PinkDowlg Tree. He emerged full size and from emergence was fully aware of his surroundings, however after his emergence PinkDowlg led a rather uneventful life for the next few decades, he spent his time bathing in the PinkDowlg Lake and eating PinkDowlg Donuts, however he began exploring the other Caribbean islands during the 1740s and encountered many other species, including humans. He was shocked by the way the humans treated the islands they encountered and vowed to prevent Lumbaego from being exploited and destroyed. In 1750, a wooden sailing ship presumably from Britain, France or Spain happened upon Lumbaego and its crew explored the island, PinkDowlg watched from the top of the PinkDowlg Tree as the crew attempted to find any plants or animals they could take. After around 3 hours of the crew exploring, they decided to go back to their ship and continue stalling, after which PinkDowlg used his power to manipulate luck so that their ship would found upon the nearby rocks and sink. The shipwreck left no survivors. The 1750 Discovery of Lumbaego was the first time that PinkDowlg used his power to manipulate luck, he claimed he caused the fatal incident which claimed around 60 lives to protect Lumbaego from the negative effects of humanity.

During the 1800s, the Lumbeagan Fruit Tree began to produce Lumbaegan Fruit, including Lumbaegan Chillis, Lumbaegan Peppers, Dr Young, Avocado, Water Melon, the Lumbaegan Coconut, Lumbaegan Bananas, the Lumbaegan Pineapple and the Lumbeagan Cornish Pasty. All of the Lumbaegan Fruit grown on the Lumbeagan Fruit Tree became PinkDowlg’s good friends and would later go on to serve in his inner circle. Later in the century, in the 1880s, Dr Dementia, Dr Arthritis, Dr Alzheimers and Orange Pepper established the Lumbaegan Science Centre where they performed experiments and invented their products. In 1888, Dr Dementia invented the soft drink Dr Pepper, which was named for him (he was known as Dr Pepper at the time) and remains popular over 130 years after its inception. Despite Dr Dementia inventing Dr Pepper on Lumbaego, the company he founded claimed the product had been invented in America as to not draw unwanted attention to Lumbaego.

In 1920, several Lumbaegan Fruits departed Lumbaego and relocated to Mexico, the Lumbaegan Fruits who left Lumbaego were Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Orange Chilli, Purple Chilli, Violet Chilli and Avocado. Their reasons for leaving Lumbaego were never stated by them and it is unlikely they had any particular reason other than a wish to travel and explore the wider world. After they had departed, the residents who remained on Lumbaego were PinkDowlg, the Lumbaegan Peppers, Dr Young, The Flying Brick, Water Melon, the Lumbaegan Coconut, the Lumbaegan Bananas, the Lumbaegan Pineapple and the Lumbaegan Cornish Pasty.

In 1925, Elvis Pig’s Banana grew from the Lumbaegan Fruit Tree, he was the first fruit to grow from the tree since The Great Chilli Exodus of 1920 and was also the most recent fruit to grow on Lumbaego. PinkDowlg and Elvis Pig’s Banana (or just “Banana” as he was known then) frequently traveled to other Caribbean islands and once in 1944 after boarding a ship bound for Britain traveled around Europe. When they arrived in Britain, PinkDowlg was surprised to find donuts in bakeries and even more surprised when he found out they were baked and did not grow in trees and Elvis Pig’s Banana was fascinated to discover top hats and spent much of his time in Europe marvelling at them. Despite his small size, Elvis Pig’s Banana was able to find a top hat which fitted as it had been intended for a doll. Once they returned home to Lumbaego, Elvis Pig’s Banana immediately began planning to establish a top hat conference, which he called the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition. The first event happened the following year in 1945 and was officially opened by PinkDowlg and Elvis Pig’s Banana and named the 1945 Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition as it was the only event occurring on Lumbaego for several years it had an 100% attendance rate most years from the population of Lumbaego. Elvis Pig’s Banana bought the top hats from other countries, mostly the United Kingdom and the United States and even had several specially made, including PinkDowlg’s Top Hat which was pink and blue. From 1945 to 2019, the Lumbaegan Annual Top Hat Exposition occurred every year on Lumbaego and maintained high attendance rates for most years.

In 1951, a plane carrying rock musician Elvis Pig landed on Lumbaego, its pilot had recently taken off from the nearby island of Tobago, where Elvis Pig had performed a concert, but had decided to land again due to turbulent conditions and encountering a heavy storm during the flight. The pilot became disoriented and landed on an island which he believed to be Tobago but later found out was Lumbaego. After landing on Lumbaego, both the pilot and Elvis Pig exited the aeroplane and Elvis Pig sat on a nearby beach as the pilot inspected the plane. PinkDowlg noticed Elvis Pig sitting on the beach and approached him and introduced himself to Elvis Pig, after some time talking, the pair became great friends and Elvis Pig decided to stay for the next week and when departing promised to return soon. In 1953, Elvis Pig was visiting PinkDowlg in Lumbaego when he heard news of a storm before he was due to leave. PinkDowlg was flying to Mexico so would not be able to spend time with Elvis Pig. Due to the storm, he had to remain on Lumbaego for 3 days. He noticed a poster which advertised the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition, despite Elvis Pig having no interest in top hats, he thought as there was nothing better to do that he might as well attend. When he attended the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition, he found himself quite enjoying the event. At some point whilst there, he encountered and spoke to a banana who was very interested in top hats and encouraged Elvis Pig to also be interested in top hats. As Elvis Pig enjoyed the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition he decided he would visit every year to see his fiend, Elvis Pig’s Banana.

When Elvis Pig visited PinkDowlg in 1954, he was very upset, when PinkDowlg asked what was wrong, he replied that he has been copied by a human called Elvis Presley who had stolen his songs, style and name. Elvis Pig continued releasing songs until 1956, when he gave up due to the competition from Elvis Presley and moved to Lumbaego, where he continued to perform concerts to the residents of Lumbaego. After Elvis Presley’s death in 1977, Elvis Pig believed he could return to America and produce his music unopposed, however when he did so, he was labelled as a “Elvis Impersonator” and his story was dismissed as “fake”. Due to the overwhelmingly negative results, Elvis Pig returned to Lumbaego in 1979 where he continued his musical career. In 1956, in the Lumbaegan Science Centre, Dr Young invented the world’s fist Rejuvenation Machine which was able to make users appear and feel younger, though at first his machine was only in limited use, it gradually became part of daily life in the subsequent decades for many citizens across the world. Several decades after the invention of the Rejuvenation Machine, Dr Young invented the Resurrection Machine which he completed in 1988. The Resurrection Machine was successful and resurrected several individuals but did not come into mainstream use until Wellington invented his own version of the resurrection machine in the 2010s.

In 1963, in the Lumbaegan Science Centre, Dr Dementia invented the product Dementia, named for the brain disease dementia, the product was originally designed to allow consumers to selectively forget certain experiences or information such as traumatic experiences or experiences that they wished to live again for the first time. At first Dementia was very popular and Dr Dementia made several million pounds from its sale, but in 1967 Jospeh Stalin ordered his scientists to covertly modify Dementia so it would become infectious and cause users to forget everything, including basic bodily functions as does the disease of the same name. Though Dementia did not become infectious, it did indeed cause users to forget everything and was almost immediately outlawed in many countries across the world and Dr Dementia was blamed and vilified by the public. As Dr Dementia was believed to responsible for the effects of Dementia, he was arrested in the United States and charged with multiple counts of murder, convicted and sentenced to life incarceration in 1970. Despite maintaining his innocence and protesting his incarceration for the next 25 years, Dr Dementia was never released from prison and would eventually die in 1995, in part due to poor conditions in the prison. In 2018, PinkDowlg petitioned then world leader Karl Marx to resurrect Dr Dementia on the basis that he was innocent, but was refused which caused PinkDowlg to become leader himself and resurrect Dr Dementia. Despite the product Dementia and the disease dementia having identical names and both causing memory loss, they have no connection to each other in any other way. The name of the product has caused confusion from some individuals believing that Dr Dementia invented the disease dementia and believing that the disease did not exist before 1963, this is untrue and the disease has been recorded in history for many hundreds of years.

In 1995, PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana departed Lumbaego and moved to England for unknown reasons, though they never stated their reasons it was unlikely to be more than a wish to travel and explore the wider world. After PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana departed Lumbaego, the residents who remained were some of the Lumbaegan Peppers, Dr Young, The Flying Brick, Water Melon, the Lumbaegan Coconut, some of the Lumbaegan Bananas, the Lumbaegan Pineapple and the Lumbaegan Cornish Pasty.

After PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana departed Lumbaego, the remaining residents continued to live in a peaceful manner and Elvis Pig’s Banana returned annually to direct the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Exposition and collect PinkDowlg Tree Leaves for PinkDowlg’s consumption. When on Lumbaego, PinkDowlg’s powers were constantly renewed by the PinkDowlg Tree and the PinkDowlg Lake, however when he was away from Lumbaego PinkDowlg‘s powers began to lose their effect. At first PinkDowlg was not aware of what was causing this but by 2005 had realised the reductions in his power were due to his distance from the PinkDowlg Tree, therefore in 2006 he returned to Lumbaego and spent a week almost fully submerged in the PinkDowlg Lake. This had the desired effects and PinkDowlg flew back to England and planned to return to Lumbaego for a “recharge” in about a decades time. When Elvis Pig’s Banana visited Lumbaego in 2017, Pamala the Banana requested to return to England with him so she could explore the country and see PinkDowlg, Elvis Pig’s Banana accepted Pamala the Banana’s request and she returned to England with him. In October 2017, PinkDowlg had refused to worship then world leader, Professor Chicken Licken and had been sentenced to be tortured to death, he claimed that he had faked his execution and temporary relocated to Lumbaego but this is disputed by Professor Chicken Licken who claimed that PinkDowlg had definitely been tortured to death. Whatever had happened to PinkDowlg, he resurfaced in England in February 2018, several months after the death of Professor Chicken Licken. As he had planned, PinkDowlg returned to Lumbaego on the 1st July 2018, 12 years after his previous visit, as he had done previously he almost fully submerged himself in the PinkDowlg Lake and collected PinkDowlg Tree Leaves and PinkDowlg Donuts and then spent the next week socialising with the other residents of Lumbaego. He informed them that in the previous month he had become world leader and invited them to join his inner circle and assist him with leading the world. The remaining residents of Lumbaego excitingly accepted his offer and returned to England with PinkDowlg after his holiday ended on the 13th October 2018. In April 2019, during the First PinkDowlg Civil War, Lumbaego was destroyed by Wellington on the orders of John C. Star who was attempting to depose PinkDowlg at the time, however it was almost immediately rebuilt by Wellington on the orders of PinkDowlg who was trying to retain the position of world leader, it was then once again destroyed by Wellington on the orders of John C. Star but it was again rebuilt by Wellington on the orders of PinkDowlg. During the next few months, Lumbaego was targeted by John C. Star but only sustained minimal damage in his attacks. In August 2019, whilst PinkDowlg was fighting the Second PinkDowlg Civil War against John C. Star he returned to Lumbaego to “supercharge” his powers, to do this he spent several weeks in the PinkDowlg Lake and ate many PinkDowlg Donuts including several Ultra PinkDowlg Donuts. Though at the time he was criticised for his actions and many believed he was simply being “lazy”, he soon demonstrated the true purpose of his visit when he grew to several times the size of the earth and traveled at light speed and won the Second PinkDowlg Civil War by killing John C. Star.

PinkDowlg never returned to Lumbaego as he was deposed and exiled on the 5th September 2019 and killed in October 2019. After PinkDowlg‘s removal from power his inner circle returned to Lumbaego to escape possible punishment from Adolf Hitler and to plan the return of PinkDowlg. After several weeks of planning, they attempted the October 2019 PinkDowlg Coup which was ultimately unsuccessful and led to the deaths of all the participants. As all of PinkDowlg’s Inner Circle had been killed, Lumbaego was left permanently empty for the first time in several hundred years and unless PinkDowlg is resurrected for a considerable amount of time it is likely to remain empty. PinkDowlg was resurrected twice since his death but was killed again soon after so was not able to visit Lumbaego. PinkDowlg is currently banned from being resurrected due to his previous crimes and the likelihood that he would attempt to become world leader again. Theoretically, any citizen is free to move to Lumbaego, but none have done so as of July 2020.